The phone rang...

“Hello” says the man from the Guardian “I’m from the Guardian”
“Hello.” I reply.
“Were you standing in Downing Street when Tony Blair first arrived there?” he asks.
“Yes.” I reply.
“Good I was hoping so. What were you doing there?” he asks.
“Well” I replied “I was sort of hoping to see Mr Blair.”
“And you did?” he asks.
“Yes” I reply “He was with Cherie”
“OK” he said “Can I interview you about that?”
“Yes” I reply.

So he did.

“Thanks” he said.
“That’s alright.” I replied. “Goodbye.”
“Goodbye” He said “Oh... and I’m going to send a photographer round.”
“Right-ho” I replied and went to get my hair cut.


It was sunny.