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The Vicar up the road is on holiday so I was called in.

I forgot how to write sermons and went to bed last night with it unfinished, Got up early this morning and polished it off.It was hard work. Took me right back to my school days.

Despite the work I got very little reaction. The teenagers looked bored, so did quite a few of the congregation.

Honestly I'd love to be heckled.