Saw this and loved it. I mean the audacity of naming your company "Real Coach Hire".
'The others' it says with a sneer, 'They're just playing at it.'
Or maybe they have a sister company, the Pretend Coach Hire and when you book with them a bloke turns up at your door and says 'come on then, get on!' and then proceeds to go off down your street making a coach noise as he walks. Presumably saying 'Sorry about this it's going to take us a while to get to Glasgow.' To which you reply, 'Yeah, traffic's awful today'. Or maybe when you book with them they ask you if you want a double or single decker and then pop one in the post to you.
In other news, today I completely failed to find homosexuals more of a threat to my way of life than global warming.
Must be why I'm a protestant.